When you thought 2020 couldn't get worse

[jflemingeds]

This is what happens when you get a terrible idea and want to see it through.

FortiGate-VM64-KVM # execute ping 8.8.8.8
PING 8.8.8.8 (8.8.8.8): 56 data bytes
64 bytes from 8.8.8.8: icmp_seq=0 ttl=115 time=19.3 ms
64 bytes from 8.8.8.8: icmp_seq=1 ttl=115 time=14.8 ms
64 bytes from 8.8.8.8: icmp_seq=2 ttl=115 time=11.9 ms
64 bytes from 8.8.8.8: icmp_seq=3 ttl=115 time=28.2 ms
64 bytes from 8.8.8.8: icmp_seq=4 ttl=115 time=27.0 ms

--- 8.8.8.8 ping statistics ---
5 packets transmitted, 5 packets received, 0% packet loss
round-trip min/avg/max = 11.9/20.2/28.2 ms

FortiGate-VM64-KVM # execute shutdown
This operation will shutdown the system !
Do you want to continue? (y/n)y


System is shutting down...


The system is going down NOW !!

FortiGate-VM64-KVM #
The system is halted.
Power down.
root@PA-VM:/root# exit
logout
[root@PA-VM etc]# su - admin



Number of failed attempts since last successful login: 1

There have been failed attempted logins from your username, which could mean someone is trying to brute-force your login. If this is not expect.

admin@PA-VM> request shutdown system
Warning: executing this command will leave the system in a shutdown state. Power must be removed and reapplied for the system to restart. Do y

Broadcast message from root (ttyS0) (Wed Dec 30 21:57:40 2020):

The system is going down for system halt NOW!
[ 4028.319336] nfsd: last server has exited, flushing export cache
[ 4067.976302] Power down.
root@gw-a7e100:/# exit
logout
[Expert@gw-a7e100:0]# fw ver
This is Check Point's software version R80.40 - Build 685
[Expert@gw-a7e100:0]#

[Bob_Zimmerman]

So a Fortinet VM inside a PAN VM inside a Check Point box? Please tell me that's also a VM on something weird.

[jflemingeds]

So a Fortinet VM inside a PAN VM inside a Check Point box? Please tell me that's also a VM on something weird.

Is GNS3 weird? Its all running out of there.

[Bob_Zimmerman]

Eh. GNS3 is only mildly weird. I was hoping for something like an x86 emulator on a Raspberry Pi emulated by an UltraSPARC. ;p

[jflemingeds]

Eh. GNS3 is only mildly weird. I was hoping for something like an x86 emulator on a Raspberry Pi emulated by an UltraSPARC. ;p

gns3 .. on a BEOWULF Pi cluster!

[jflemingeds]

PBJ

[Bob_Zimmerman]

You should look up the Cherpumple.

[jflemingeds]

That looks much better then a turducken.